somekindofhelicoptervalentine:
“Give myself two hours coming and going so I can stay out a his way.”
LOOOOOOL
“Could be dangerous.”
O_O
somekindofhelicoptervalentine:
“Give myself two hours coming and going so I can stay out a his way.”
LOOOOOOL
“Could be dangerous.”
O_O
The Atom Ukulele by Celentano Woodworks
It has come to my attention that there is evidence that Rory Williams, from Doctor Who, may turn out to be the Master. First off, I’m a little pissed at myself for not picking up on it. Second off, the evidence is in fact a bit compelling. Here is at least some of that evidence:
-Rory showed no…
WHO’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HYPER-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH A THEOCRATIC REGIME IN A POLITICALLY DIVIDED NATION FULL OF BELEAGUERED AND UNDEREDUCATED CITIZENS AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR RIGHTS AND SAFETIES?
DUH. JOSEPH KONY.
NO, THEY HAVE TO BE ACTIVE IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.
OH, THEN RICK SANTORUM.
So my sim was just gardening, when all of a sudden a freaking METEORITE comes out of nowhere and kills her to death.
I downloaded a Lord Voldemort sim, and a Snape sim, and this is their first woohoo cutscene. Endjoy~
Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?
My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.
Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.
So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said: “Allie, I’m not playing. It’s time for art. The rule is no hoods or hats in school.”
She looked up with tears in her eyes and I realized there was something wrong. Her classmates went into the art room and we moved to the art storage area so her classmates wouldn’t hear our conversation. I softened my tone and asked her if she’d like to tell me what was wrong.
“My ponytail,” she cried.
“Can I see?” I asked.
She nodded and pulled down her hood. Allie’s braids had come undone overnight and there hadn’t been time to redo them in the morning, so they had to be put back in a ponytail. It was high up on the back of her head like those of many girls in our class, but I could see that to Allie it just felt wrong. With Allie’s permission, I took the elastic out and re-braided her hair so it could hang down.
“How’s that?” I asked.
She smiled. “Good,” she said and skipped off to join her friends in art.
‘Why Do You Look Like a Boy?’
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.
Justin Timberlake demands fellatio from city-goers